If I were less of a sucky person, I would've had fic written for throughadoor's birthday. Hell, if I were a better person, I would have finished smartlikejustin's birthday fic by now.

But even though I'm not, I still love kel dearly and so I hope she has a birthday full of only the finest activities guaranteed to prevent her from releasing an album. Plus, I wrote her a little tiny bit of Justin-as-Audrey-Horne.

cherry stem

Happy happy, honey.